i'm gonna up-chuck

what does a girl have to do to watch the pilot of Chuck on dvd ?
turns out: open a veritable matryoshka of packaging!

first there's the cardboard box from amazon. ditch that... here's my boxed set (seasons 1-3) which is shrinkwrapped, sure. i expected that.
open that up to better see the cardboard sleeve - which is holding the 3 dvds. pop them out. what?? the set of three is also shrinkwrapped? and when you open that - the individual dvds are shrinkwrapped too?!
fine! open the damn dvd labelled season 1. yup it's got a cardboard sleeve. remove that to get to the plastic dvd case. "oh, my! i hope it's okay. did the shipping process damage something?"

so:
i had to unwrap 3 sets of shrinkwrap, remove 3 layers of cardboard, and open a thick plastic container - just to get to season one.
crazy, man

danger-stranger

careful Canadians - there's a danger lurking here that is banned in the USA...


that's right.
these little babies are illegal in America because... get this... they are a choking hazard.

um...

you mean a choking hazard like:
* a peanut in the shell
* a magnetic rock
* a fat baby carrot


all of these are about the size of the toy in kinder egg. in fact kinder egg toys are alot like Lego minifigs, but they aren't banned in america.

hmmm.
surely american kids can tell the difference between food & toys....

well, if they looked at it, i mean

fail

or as stupid as the guy who wrote your instead of you're

i'm bringing stupid back

justin timberlake, you look like a grampa in that ugly hat!

but
would you believe, you can follow in his tacky footsteps and buy one if you so choose?

singulair - ly stupid

this drug (like all drugs) comes with a safety pamphlet where side effects are listed and instructs the user which steps to take

singulair lists 3 possible actions:
* keep using but notify your doctor if the symptom is mild
* keep using but notify your doctor if the symptom is severe
* stop the drug immediately and notify your doctor

according to this safety pamphlet, when faced with the side effect of hallucinations, you should keep using the drug, and only notify your doctor if the hallucinations are severe.
like, somewhere in the world, people are having mild hallucinations

huh?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! where did that thing come from?!

ummm...he he

"I think i just pooped my pants..."

face fixer

"I fix ugly people's faces"

big beard

He's got a big beard(:

ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



this picture is almost as funny as how you look(:

first award goes to...

the wombat who sat on the blogspot address Blithering Idiot forcing us to add a THE to our blog

only ONE post!
back in july!
poop post, or get off the pot